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John is teaching the parrot to talk
"Repeat after me: I can walk"
"I can walk"
"I can talk"
"I can talk"
"I can fly"
"That's a lie"

Taken from Smart (Fun Plus)#23


Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer at once. How much is six plus four?
Class : At once!

Teacher : If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4. What is 4+4?
Student : That's not fair because you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one.

Son: I can't go to school today.
Father : Why not?
Son : I don't feel well.
Father : Where don't you feel well?
Son : At school.

Taken from Smart (Fun Plus)#16